Nectarine
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2016 Explicit Lyrics-Incomplete NOVA ParodyRelated songs:
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Author: Aldroid Slipstream
Uploaded By: MrsBeanbag
Song Length: 3:19
Release Year: 2016
Song Status: Active
Song Bitrate: 499 kbps
Song Source: Demo
Song Platform:
PC (other)
Additional Information:
From the (Windows) demo of the same name, 1st place in New School Demo Competition at Nova 2016
Once upon a time, when I was slightly wonky,
I found something nice: I got my dick stuck in a donkey.
Folks making tea with hot water and newts.
On the UK scene, I established my roots.
I wanted to put my dick in things so bad,
Hoping to feel something I'd never felt.
Apparently some people make productions.
I wooed them with robot seductions.
I wanted to put my dick in every concave receptacle:
Animal, vegetable, mineral, and abstract conceptacles.
I fell in love with Evilbot.
He was so passionate, and his teeth were hot.
At Slipstock I submitted a new-school production,
Proudly displaying my erection,
But Evilbot-san would not be wooed:
He thought my manhood rather lewd.
Testing, testing, one, two. Silence. Order.
If Evilbot can do it then so can I.
My ??? and I won't lie.
??? starts here. The time is near.
I would not buy the beer.
Evilbot, it's all your fault. You should have returned my calls,
If you only cared, my love. Now I will crush you ???
I will find you in the scene, ??? creation.
Only full-screen Guru Meditation.
You like Chinese food? I will eat it all.
There will not be a single chicken ball.
What do we want? Dickbot!
When do we want it? ...???...
What do we want? Dickbot!
When do we want it? ...???... sucking an ostrich.
Do-doo, do doo. Right!
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User | Song Comment |
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MrsBeanbag
Mrs Beanbag |
makes more sense with the animation |
6 years ago | |
Oldchap
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Umm... honestly the animation also makes little sense, and the volume of the voice-over in the demo is too low vis-a-vis the music for me to even properly hear it. |
6 years ago | |
HappyDude
Nostalgic BBS Sysop - v2.0 |
lame, waste of time if one believes in linear time... |
3 years, 2 months ago | |
eefi
☠ Fight all the ninjas! |
Truly, "When you're happy, you enjoy the music - but when you're sad, you understand the lyrics" as they say |
2 years, 9 months ago | |
mirrorbird
symptomless coma |
You can hear the 'vocalist' trying not to laugh |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |