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flagRapidkirby3k
15 Jan. 2021 22:10

See ya!

flagALPA
15 Jan. 2021 22:10

Well, that's it for me tonight guys. Take care and sleep tight when the time comes. By(t)e!

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:09

it was either shortly before or shortly after 911

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:09

i dont remember when this was

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:07

he should have said that it was merely a large butter-knife

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:06

he tried to argue that there should be no problem because it wasnt sharpened

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:06

allowed in flight cargo. not in the cabin obviously

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:05

this guy bought a william wallace replica sword while in scotland and was complaining that they wouldnt let him on the plane with it

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:04

He booked a tour of North Korea with Young Pioneer Tours, a China-based budget tour operator whose slogan is "destinations your mother would rather you stayed away from"

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:03

he had the sign hanging up in his room and i asked him where it was from

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:03

well im only telling you what he told me

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:03

so could your crown jewels story!

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:03

still could be made up

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:03

thieving paper from the workers of the state

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:02

it was "attempting to steal a propaganda poster" -- i bet they didn't say propaganda though

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:02

Otto Warmbier. that's like a german name i would make up

flagyoruq
15 Jan. 2021 22:02

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:02

might be false charges there tho

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:01

there was some american who did something to a sign in north korea and got jailed and died there

flagyoruq
15 Jan. 2021 22:01

borp

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:01

then a passing police car stopped and the cop told him to take it back so he did

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:00

my stupid school friend stole a sign once and took it halfway home

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:00

he was very proud of it

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 22:00

https://i.redd.it a visit from you-know-who

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:00

he stole the sign and brought it back with him

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 22:00

they had sign up with cartoon pic of bobby pointing and saying theft is not tolerated

flagth4t1guy
15 Jan. 2021 21:59

this guy I knew in highschool took a trip to london and went on tour to see the crown jewels

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 21:58

*changes it with whiteout*

flagALPA
15 Jan. 2021 21:58

Hahaha!

flagmirrorbird
15 Jan. 2021 21:58

i feel that to be funny it would have to start with an everyday saying, and not just this random assertion

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