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it was either shortly before or shortly after 911

i dont remember when this was

he should have said that it was merely a large butter-knife

he tried to argue that there should be no problem because it wasnt sharpened

allowed in flight cargo. not in the cabin obviously

this guy bought a william wallace replica sword while in scotland and was complaining that they wouldnt let him on the plane with it

He booked a tour of North Korea with Young Pioneer Tours, a China-based budget tour operator whose slogan is "destinations your mother would rather you stayed away from"

he had the sign hanging up in his room and i asked him where it was from

well im only telling you what he told me

so could your crown jewels story!

still could be made up

thieving paper from the workers of the state

it was "attempting to steal a propaganda poster" -- i bet they didn't say propaganda though

Otto Warmbier. that's like a german name i would make up

might be false charges there tho

there was some american who did something to a sign in north korea and got jailed and died there

borp

then a passing police car stopped and the cop told him to take it back so he did

my stupid school friend stole a sign once and took it halfway home

he was very proud of it

https://i.redd.it a visit from you-know-who

he stole the sign and brought it back with him

they had sign up with cartoon pic of bobby pointing and saying theft is not tolerated

this guy I knew in highschool took a trip to london and went on tour to see the crown jewels

*changes it with whiteout*

Hahaha!

i feel that to be funny it would have to start with an everyday saying, and not just this random assertion