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Ei Ongelmia Explicit content Have video

Author: User Unknown

Uploaded By: flagserpent

Song Length: 3:28
Release Year: 2019
Song Status: Active
Song Bitrate: 256 kbps
Song Source: Demo


Additional Information:

Released 30 November 2019, used in demo that came
1st in the Vortex 2019 Demo competition

Based on Horse Attack Sqwad - Hevosia Ei Ongelmia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDvXhbriFE8

Lyrics:

(Finnish)
Amiga, ei ongelmia
Amiga, ei ongelmia
Amiga, ei ongelmia
Mul on amiga, ei ongelmia
Amiga, ei ongelmia
Amiga, ei ongelmia
Mutta jos sä kosket meikän amigaan on ongelmia
(3x)

(VERSE)
Effut on tehty ei ongelmia
Näppis on pesty ei ongelmia
Disketit inessä demot on kompossa annettu votet ei ongelmia
Groupissa elitet ei ongelmia
Groupille voitto ei ongelmia
Partilla luvaton vieras sen kosketusyritys amigaan, ongelmia

Varotus kerran jo anettu, ja tää varotus koskaan ei vanhennu
Varotus monesti viitattu kintaalla monet täält arkussa kannettu
Finnish amiga partyilta ikuiseen lepoon
Mut vittuuko koskit, koskit mun demoon
Luvatta sitä ei suvaita vittu tää grouppi ei soittele hätänumeroon
Kysyt et mistä tää sulka joka heiluu meikän hatus
No sanooko mitään vaik suomi-scenen pioneeristatus
Jos wankersin nimi ei vieläkään soittele kelloja päässäsi tarpeeks
Kysy vaik lennult se soitteli taivaast ja pyys sen tuotantoa anteeks

Prize money maksamatta
PC on niin vitun paska platta
Koodi on bugista, kuutiot puuttuu, ei pysty vaan kattomaan laattaamatta
Hei lamerit laittakaa Atarikerhonne ovet säppiin ja kerratkaa porkul sitä et mihin ei lupaaoo laittaa näpin näppii
Kaulaparta naamalla partyhien tuoksua leijuu ilmassa
ja kauhusta vääntyneit kasvoja löytyy taas jokaisest it-firmasta
Älä koske mun amigaan, tiiät kyl seuraukset pitääkö saatana tavaa?
Saat partyilla selkääsi olan takaa niin että se jätättää jäljet sun mahaas

(new lyrics after the repeat from the beginning of the song)

Otat hittii ku spiikki ja koko sun klikki
Taju pois vaikkei oo nähnykkään nippii
Koneesi rikki palasin seinällä
Vortex hillutaan meidän kentällä
Privatekannuilta kajareihin
Bittejä sekoitetaan pajareihin
Amigaa ei ongelmii nörttipojat istuu hajareisin (alasti)

Grouppi on best ei mikään vitun Damones
Kosket mun amigaan tullaa tuhoomaa sut ja konees
Meillä tapana produilla tahkoo tonnei vakava naama jos hiplaat koneit
Suomidemoskenessä jaellaan koodei god modeis
Vuosi vuoden perään me voittajaproduja tehää
Tää grouppi on luonnonvoima niinku tulvat kevään
Et herää enää ikinä ikinä
Koneesi sammuu ku sateella kipinä
Wankersi nimenä jokaisen huulil assyjen päästa pirinää luuri
Ei jaksa vastaa (PC on paskaa)

Amiga maan päällä kovinta ainoastaan
Muut leikkii ku speksit ei riitä wankersin geimii
Voitto vortex partyilla on kuolematon feimi

(English)
Amiga, no problems
Amiga, no problems
Amiga, no problems
I have an Amiga, no problems
Amiga, no problems
Amiga, no problems
But if you touch my Amiga, there are problems

Effects are done, no problems
Keyboard is clean, no problems
Disks are in, demos are in, compo votes are given, no problems
Group has elites, no problems
Group will win, no problems
Unathorized guest at the party who tried to touch my Amiga, problems

Warning already given, warning never expires
Many ignored the warning and got carried away in a coffin
From Finnish Amiga Party to eternal rest
But why the fuck did you touch my demo
Without permission, it will not be tolerated, this group will not call the emergency number
You ask about the feather in my hat is for
Well, how about elite status of Suomiscene
If the name of Wankers still doesn't ring any bells
Ask Lennu, he called from heaven and apologized for his production

Price money not paid
PC is such a shitty platform
Code is buggy, cubes are missing, can't watch without throwing up
Hey lamers, close the doors of your Atari club and reiterate what you shouldn't touch
Neckbeard on my face, the smell of party sweat floating in the air
Horror-twisted faces can be found in every IT company
Don't touch my Amiga, you know the consequences or do I have to repeat myself?
You'll get your ass kicked at the party so bad it'll leave a mark

(new lyrics after the repeat from the beginning of the song)

You take a hit like Spiikki and your whole clique
Will pass out even though they've never seen bud
Your machine is broken, pieces against the wall
Vortex, hanging out on our field
From private channels to your speakers
Bits mixed in our weed
Amiga, no problems - nerdy boys sit with their legs open (naked)

Our group is best, not some fucking Damones
You touch my Amiga, we'll destroy you and your machine
We tend to make thousands with our productions, faces will turn serious if you fiddle our machines
Sharing codes in the Finnish demoscene in God Mode
Year after year, we make winning productions
This group is a natural force like spring floods
You'll never ever wake up
Your machine will shut down like a spark in the rain
The name of Wankers on every lips, phones ringing from Assembly side
Can't be bothered to answer (PC is shit)

Amiga is the toughest stuff on earth
Others play around because their specs are not enough for Wankers game
Winning the Vortex party is immortal fame

(END)

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flagnyingen

Watch the demo...truly inspired!

flagserpent
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Demo is also in Pornhub btw

flagHappyDude
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Nostalgic BBS Sysop - v2.0

NO, BAD Nectarine! We do that outside!

flagnyingen

Um, if you really react so badly to a trash-talking parody rap in Finnish about the superiority of the Amiga, you may be on the wrong website