zoi (13:04:03)
I heard mirrorbird got a second job at that same bar

zoner (13:03:24)
and after being denied, rolled back

zoner (13:03:04)
the SQL query actually rolled into the bar

zoi (13:00:25)
An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you'?

zoner (12:59:34)
if your database can handle it, try "update...from" instead

zoner (12:59:05)
what is "update...join" ?

mirrorbird (12:52:27)
there's enough bloody syntactic sugar in every programming language i use

mirrorbird (12:52:12)
i dunno why nerds are allergic to making their job easier

mirrorbird (12:51:55)
"you can make a temporary table" yes it's fucking 2024, the system should do it for me

mirrorbird (12:51:40)
sql "update...join" still not working in 2024 lol

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