Nectarine

The lyrics were taken from an XM track by a guy called Simon Keating a.k.a. Twisted MC. (Probably the same person as the musician on Nectarine called Fallout.)

Lots of little n*ggas tell me to lyricise my tracks
But face facts, I ain't no Jaxx, I just track tracks playing back
I'm a drum and bass artist, but when I'm pissed I can't do shit
I get paralytic, it's so pathetic, but face it man, I'm not athletic
But I'm TMC and proud to be artistically my girl's fantasy
She's gotta torture me in her stockings...
What am I saying? Mind your business, G
I can't do a lyric in this song, it's like ???ing a bomb in World War One
Nah, I'm probably wrong, but so was my mom, when she said:
Come over here, son, you're not gonna like what you're now about to hear
I said, hey mom, you know, if you're worried, I definitely ain't queer

TMC means a lot to me, it means paralysis and a [tracheotomy?]
Okay, that was the geezer that fucked with me but on the count of three we'll forget that G
[Care/carry?] about the name and pretend that hip-hop is my game
Although I beat those other f*ckers until only one n*gga remained
But I'll be the drum and bass master with nobody faster than this master
Twisted MC junglist destiny 'cause everybody knows I has to!